Types of people you meet during NEET prep. (Hinglish)

Hey there, future McDreamies (Grey’s anatomy reference hai guys) Welcome back to our NEET preparation blog, aaj I’ll give you all the scoop on the types of people you’ll meet during NEET prep. Kisi sitcom ya masaledaar Bollywood movie se toh kam nahi hai yeh journey. Toh fir kyu na inn logo ko bhi famous characters ke roles dede? Chalo, audition shuru karte hai.

The ‘Chatur’

Remember the iconic “Chatur” from “Three Idiots”? We’ve all had a chalta-firta Chatur in our class. Jitne tumhe books ke naam pata hoge usse zyada books usne ratt rakhi hogi.

And guess what? There is a 99% change ki iss bande ko lagta hai that memorizing the entire periodic table is the secret to acing NEET. Oh, calm down na Chatur.

Although sab yaad hona zaroori hai, don’t adopt the Chatur way. NEET is about understanding, not about aaj padha kal ulti kardi.

“Rahul” from “Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham”

Here’s the guy who pops up on your Instagram every day, with wahi motivation wala sticky note on the wall and time wala sticker on his story. He’s the “Rahul” from “Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham” of NEET prep – always camera-ready, with that signature SRK pose.

You’ll see him sharing ‘Me and my love-my books’ wali selfies, attending every webinar, and basically treating NEET like a Bollywood blockbuster premiere.

Yaad rakho guys it’s your story you’re writing, not a script for others to follow. It is great if you want to share your journey but don’t forget the actual journey while doing it.

The ‘Geet’ from “Jab We Met” – The Over-Enthusiastic Motivator

Remember Kareena Kapoor’s character in “Jab We Met”? The one who’s always full of life, energy, and positivity? Yeh humare NEET prep ki Geet hai.

She’s the one who’ll pep you up when you’re down, study break ke beech naachne lagegi, and also will remind you to be your best self. While her energy might be overwhelming at times, her infectious enthusiasm can be just the motivation you need.

The ‘Raj and Simran’ – The Study Buddies

Every class has that one couple, who are very similar to the iconic duo from “Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge”? Just like Raj and Simran, these two are inseparable.

Yeh notes share karege, ek dusre ke quizzes lege, and ek dusre ke liye cheerleader bhi ban jaayege. Their bond is a testament to the fact that NEET prep is always better with a someone by your side. (not always).

Pados wali aunty

Now, let’s talk about the Aunties and Bhuas. You know them, right? The ones who always ask, “Beta, kitne hours padhte ho?” It’s as if they’re measuring your success in study hours instead of marks.

Agle baar agar koi puch le toh here’s a thing you should remind them- you’re writing your story, not a timetable! So, kitne hours padhte ho is not important, important yeh hai ki kitna cover kar paate ho. But pata hai sabse kam important kya hai? Unn nosy relatives and neighbours ko answer dena.

The ‘Distract Karo Bhai’

Taaliyan (and gaaliyan) for the this irritating character. You might think he’s a yaara, but he’s secretly the King of Procrastination (aasteen ka saanp). He’s the one who tempts you to binge-watch web series, challenge you to a game of PUBG, or simply distract you with the latest meme trends. Aur voh ek bandi jo sabko K-dramas se introduce karti hai, anime dekhne ke liye kehti hai. Yeh bhi same category hai boss.

Treat these people like the comic relief characters who are always up to some mischief. Bass padhai mai inmese koi interfere na kar paaye, iska dhyaan rakho.

The ‘Kabir’ – The Wise One

Har class mein hota hai ek ‘Kabir’ jaise character, bilkul “Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani” wale Ranbir Kapoor jaisa. Always giving you gyaan, always there with a philosophical take on life and studies.

Kabir knows the balance between padhai and life. Yeh tumhe yaad dilayega that you should take breaks, enjoy the little moments, and not get too lost in the books. Uska gyaan kabhi kabhi annoying lagega, but trust me, you’ll need it during those stressful nights.

The ‘Papa Ki Pari’ – Your Friendly Competitor’s Parent

Say hello to the ‘Papa Ki Pari,’ a character jiski mummy tumhe duniya bhar ka depression de degi. They’re the ones who always have tales of their child’s never-ending study sessions and their uncanny ability to solve quantum physics while sleepwalking.

Okay, agar aunti ki beti NCERT leke bhi paida hui ho, toh tum bhi junoon aur sapne lekar paida hue ho. So, aunty ko bolo ki tumhe nahi sunni unki pari ki baatein, because you’d like to focus on what’s more important- which is padhai.

The ‘Aman’ from “Kal Ho Naa Ho” – The Selfless Mentor

Har batch mai ek aisaa senior ya dost hota hai, jo doosron ke liye hamesha aage aata hai, bilkul jaise Shah Rukh Khan in “Kal Ho Naa Ho”. Notes share karna, motivation dena ya bas ek supportive dost banke rehna, iska nature hi kuch alag hota hai. Iski selflessness aur doosron ki madad karne ki dedication dekh ke sach mein mann khush ho jata hai. Just remeber ki voh bhi NEET ki prep karraha hai, usse apne needs se kabhi overwhelm mat karna.

The ‘Bunty Aur Babli’ – The Creative Genius

Ah, the ‘Bunty Aur Babli’ of NEET prep! This character finds innovative ways to remember complex theories and formulas. They’ll have a set of neon wale highlighters, fine point wale colorful ink pens, a mnemonic for everything out there, and the best bubbly personality.

Embrace their creative energy, and who knows, tumhe sab kuch yaad rakhne ke best creative tareeke miljayege!

The ‘Dostana’ Duo – Support System Extraordinaire

Last but not least, we have the ‘Dostana’ Duo, your true companions through thick and thin. Just like John Abraham and Abhishek Bachchan, they’ve got your back. Loneliness bohot common hota hai hum medicos mai, aise mai inhe chodna is bewakoofi.

I’m sure, these pals will make your adventure memorable, even when you’re lost in a sea of books. Inko pakadke rakhna.

Lights, Camera, NEET! 🎥

And scene. We have successfully summarised the Bollywood-inspired cast of characters you’re likely to meet during your NEET preparation. Remember, this journey is like a movie, and movie ke Shah Rukh Khan tum ho.

Every scene, every challenge, it’s all a part of your character development. So, lage raho kyuki ‘picture abhi baaki hai mere dost.’

Signing off with a blend of filmy flair and a sprinkle of desi swag,

Your senior co-star on this NEET blockbuster, popcorn leke tumhara intezar karte hue🍿